Tag: cats

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not share.

Haiku by Cat: Pondering

Haiku by Cat: Pondering

when pondering life’s
questions, it always helps to
try new purr-spectives

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, your ankles are fair game.

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s so you can draw me like one of your French cats.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m happy to share—cat fur.

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s where you can’t see it.

Text from Cat: Humans are weird

Text from Cat: Humans are weird

Bedder for the cat

Haiku by Cat: Understand

Haiku by Cat: Understand

I don’t understand
why cats are not allowed on
the kitchen table

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will find something fascinating to watch.