Tag: Calvin

Haiku by Cat: Different

Haiku by Cat: Different

our friendship is true
even if we’re different and
he smells like dead worms

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know you’ll sit somewhere else.

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not let you take it from me.

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’re probably trying to cook dinner.

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I channel my inner panther.

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and swat your ankles.

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll eventually barf on it.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after I used the litter box.

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I wear them best.

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my service is top drawer.