Tag: Calvin

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because you invited strangers over.

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll give you the stink-eye.

Haiku by Cat: Now

Haiku by Cat: Now

clean folded laundry
can be put away later
for now it’s mine

I Don’t Always Sleep in the Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep in the Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my purr-sonality takes up the whole thing.

Text From Cat: A little too much

Text From Cat: A little too much

Nip and tuckered

I Don’t Always Lie on the Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s after it’s folded and you want to put it away.

Text From Dog: Join the Club

Text From Dog: Join the Club

In the middle

I Don’t Always Sleep in a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep in a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I become a liquid and spill over the edge.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll swat you when you walk by.

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.