Tag: Calvin

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and pounce you.

Text from Cat: Paperwork

Text from Cat: Paperwork

Such a helpful cat.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make it really hard for you to eat.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will find something fascinating to watch.

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because you invited strangers over.

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll give you the stink-eye.

Haiku by Cat: Now

Haiku by Cat: Now

clean folded laundry
can be put away later
for now it’s mine

I Don’t Always Sleep in the Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep in the Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my purr-sonality takes up the whole thing.

Text From Cat: A little too much

Text From Cat: A little too much

Nip and tuckered