Tag: Calvin

I Didn’t Expect Baby Nazgûl: Our first month with a new puppy

I Didn’t Expect Baby Nazgûl: Our first month with a new puppy

Halley’s first month

Remembering Tucker

Remembering Tucker

All I have left are memories

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not share.

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, your ankles are fair game.

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s so you can draw me like one of your French cats.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m happy to share—cat fur.

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s where you can’t see it.

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m performing a Jedi mind trick.

Haiku by Cat: Understand

Haiku by Cat: Understand

I don’t understand
why cats are not allowed on
the kitchen table