Tag: Calvin Tiberius Katz

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not share.

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, your ankles are fair game.

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m happy to share—cat fur.

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m performing a Jedi mind trick.

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and pounce you.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will find something fascinating to watch.

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because you invited strangers over.

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll give you the stink-eye.