Tag: Calvin T. Katz

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m judging you.

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s to shred the report that was due yesterday.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure I’m right in the middle.

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Chair #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Chair #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Walk Across Your Keyboard #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Walk Across Your Keyboard #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure you haven’t clicked Save.

I Don’t Always Come When Called #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Come When Called #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Oh. Wait. Did you say, “Dinner?”

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put On The Floor #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put On The Floor #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do it’s because you need it now.

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I fit.

I Don’t Always Lie On Your Laundry #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Your Laundry #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure it’s clean first.

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Pet Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Pet Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure it’s the dog’s.