By April 30, 2013 Read More →

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie…Somewhere Else

Tucker

Tucker

 

We can’t figure out how he does it. Tucker, our terrier mix, weighs in at a small but sturdy 45 pounds, yet he can take up an entire bed.

Jasper and Tucker on their...my...bed.

Jasper and Tucker on their…my…bed.

We understand why 60-something-pound Jasper occupies so much space; he’s a big dog with legs so long he looks like an AT-AT.

Jasper

Jasper

AT-AT ( ©Lucasfilms)

AT-AT ( ©Lucasfilms)

But when he sleeps, Tucker takes up more space than the other two dogs combined.

He starts out small enough, curling into an adorable Tucker Ball.

He's getting bigger

Tiny Tucker Ball

Within a few minutes, he starts to expand.

Tiny Tucker Ball

He’s getting bigger

Like a liquid, he fills the space he occupies.

And bigger

And bigger

 

Sometimes he even spills over.

This is the same bed as above.

This is the same bed as above,

On occasion, he just pours out.

Still the same bed

Still the same bed

This is why Tucker is not allowed to sleep in our bed at night. By the time the morning sun sifts through our blinds, we humans would be scrunched into four-inch strips on the outer edges of the mattress.

And it is the unlucky person who winds up on the leg side of Tucker when he sleeps. As part of the expansion process, he kicks whatever or whoever happens to be near him.

Expanding Tucker

Expanding Tucker

When he wakes up, Tucker will bow, stretch, and somehow manage to fit himself back into his normally compact size.

There must be a law of physics somewhere to explain this.

 

 



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