Step-by-step instructions for dogs: how to roll in something stinky
TweetFor many dogs, an outfit is not complete without a splash of scent; Dead Mouse Obsession, Worm No. 5 and Eau De Goose Peau are some of the more popular perfumes for the fashion-conscious canine.
In order to get the most out of the odor, a fragrance must be applied correctly. Today, Tucker demonstrates the technique.
1) Sniff
Choose your scent to match your mood or the activities planned for the day. Strong top notes of bird carcass or dessicated vole are best saved for large parties involving humans.
Sniff
2) Dive
Once you’ve chosen your fragrance, dive into it headfirst, smearing as much as possible on your face.
Dive
3) Slide
Slide the rest of your body into the source of the smell.
Slide
4) Shoulder Roll
As you slide, roll your shoulder toward the ground…
Shoulder Roll
5) Roll
…and roll onto your back. (This is the best part.)
Roll
6) Rub
With all four paws in the air, rub and roll vigorously on the scent spot.
Rub
7) Twist
Twist your head back and forth, to ensure complete coverage.
Head twist
8) Shake and share
When you’re done, shake yourself out and run to the nearest human. If she drops her camera and runs away screaming, “Get away from me!” you’ve applied your parfum de stink correctly.
If not, repeat the process and try again.
Do your pets have a special technique for applying canine (or feline) perfume?
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Love it. Our Sally was our roller and this is her exact technique. Her favorite fragrance was dead fish and unfortunately, one of our favorite runs offered a wide variety of samples for her to choose from. Neither Jack or Maggie do this…I wonder why?
Ya, mine have that covered.
Well now, that was perfectly demonstrated and described. I have several 4-footers who are very adept at applying just the right amount and just the right fragrance.
Kilo has this down!
Even my fastidious Poodles and dogs have this down pat.
Those are the exact same steps that my boys use when applying Eau De’ Pew. Excellent guide. ☺
Great post. Very thorough… We don’t go outside, but we will pass the information around.
Have a great day.
Hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles
That is the same procedure I like to use.
That was excellent!
Great demo – we’re gonna try it!
That shoulder roll is key, isn’t it? Thank you for the great instructions! 🙂
Those were some pretty excellent instructions! Although, I’m not sure the fluffies need the instructions 😉
Oh, Rita is a huge fan of Worm No. 5! I swear, you could just superimpose her head on those photos – that is her to a T!
I will never ever understand the fascination of the roll. Never! LOL Thanks for making me smile.
OMC ! You’re mastering it purrfectly ! Purrs
Susan, I have said it before and must say it again here: You are one of the most talented writers. I always enjoy reading your blog.
Very detailed dog training tips, thanks for sharing!