Haiku by Dog: Room
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Today’s haiku is by Jasper.
There’s a class dogs take when they’re learning how to canine: Bed Hogging 101. It’s required, an introductory class. Tucker and Jasper are experts, though, having taken a few additional courses, including:
- Advanced Kicking I and II
- Snoring Composition
- Applied Pillow Physics
- Couch Economics
All that hard work and studying paid off, though. They give the cats a run for their money in competitive sleeping.
Look familiar? What classes do you think your pets took before they joined your family?
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Honestly, the dog beds look pretty comfy! You might want to give them a try. 😉
Believe me, I have.
If ever I could imagine one of the classes my dogs took before they joined me and my family is that whenever it is almost mealtime, they must always bark and whine in order to speed up the process.
That’s a very popular class. 😉