Haiku By Cat: Infraction
TweetToday’s Haiku is by Athena.
I think cats view the world through box-shaped lenses. If something looks like a box, it is a box.
Cubical shape? Box.
Four walls? Box.
Four sides, but no walls? Box.
This, I believe, explains why my cats love bookcases (cubical shape), drawers and laundry baskets (four walls), and even the Not-A-Box, which was a rectangular shape I created with a piece of cardboard.
Thus a cabinet is nothing more than a sideways box: a bookcase with doors.
And all boxes are worthy of investigation, no matter where they are.
Anyone else have cabinet inspectors? Drawer inspectors?
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That is a bad infraction.Great haiku.
Thank you. I’m not sure what the fine is. Perhaps additional catnip and 3 cans of tuna.
No catnip?!? That’s a travesty!
Yes it is. And I heard about it. Several times.