Haiku by Cat: Fashion
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Today’s haiku is by Athena.
As I get dressed in the morning, several pairs of eyes watch me.
The dogs look at me with a concentrated combination of love and wonder. They watch every move I make, as a way to discern if and when I’m leaving the room. Shirt: maybe. Pants: probably. Shoes: she’s leaving!
They’ll all run to the door to make sure that I’m accompanied to my next stop of the day: bathroom, office, kitchen, whatever. My posse is always with me.
When the cats make an appearance in my bedroom, they watch me closely as well. If it’s before mealtime, they focus on discerning which motions show intent to deliver breakfast.
At any other time, however, I am sure the cats are judging me.
“You’re wearing that top with those pants? Really?”
“That sweater isn’t very flattering. It makes your butt look big.”
“Wrong color. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.”
Of course all fashion mistakes can be fixed with the right accessories. If by accessories, you mean cat hair. Liberally applied.
Do your pets give you fashion advice?
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BOL!! I bets your Moms looks better than mine does! OMD, I can’t tells you how I have to intervene when she gets dressed! Sometimes I even have to resort to flinging some slobber on stuffs I don’t like!!! And, don’t EVEN gets me started on my Ma’s big arse….
It’s an exhausting job….
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
I agree some cat hair can have a fabulous effect :o) Easy sometimes has is “uuuh really?) face shortly before I leave… I hope he makes this face because I leave without him and not because I look weird…
de signer cat furz
bee it a sofaz ore a chair
furz look grate on all ♥♥
We love that haiku. Humans’ clothes always looks better with cat hair on them.
Not really. Mommy has purretty good fashion sense and most of da time she’s just hangin’ round da house wiff us. She kudl be naked fur all we care. So long as we get our noms on time and lots of luvvin’. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi