The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play With Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not share.

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, your ankles are fair game.

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s so you can draw me like one of your French cats.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m happy to share—cat fur.

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s where you can’t see it.

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m performing a Jedi mind trick.

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and pounce you.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make it really hard for you to eat.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.