An Interview with Calvin T. Katz, The Most Interesting Cat In The World

Introducing The Most Interesting Cat in the World

He has a cape that makes Batman jealous.

He had 18 lives but gave some away.

The world actually does revolve around him.

His purrs cure cancer, impetigo, and ingrown toenails.

Who is he? Calvin Tiberius Katz, The Most Interesting Cat in the World, cat who went viral when I posted a photo of him sleeping in the dog’s bed.

His noteriety encouraged him to become part of the web’s social fabric; you can now follow him on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram,

Calvin T Katz,  the Most Interesting Cat in the World  dogged in his purr-suit of comfort.

Below is an interview that first appeared in Catster.com, when Calvin T. Katz was first introduced as The Most Interesting Cat in the World.

Calvin T Katz, the Most Interesting Cat in the World, knows what you knead.

 An Interview with Calvin T. Katz

What makes you The Most Interesting Cat in the World?

If you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand.

How long have you been The Most Interesting Cat in the World?

All my lives. It was you who didn’t know.

All your lives? How many do you have?

I have 18 but gave some away to shelter cats.

What is your relationship with dogs whose beds you routinely use?

They happily give up their beds for me. Later, they argue over who can sleep in the bed after I leave.

What about the other cats you share your home with?

What is this word, “share?”

When I searched the web for Most Interesting Cat in the World, a picture showed up that wasn’t you. What’s that all about?

That was merely a meme. I am the real thing.

Calvin T. Katz, the Most Interesting Cat in the World,  knows when to paws for a fine meal.

You seem pretty confident. I might even say full of yourself.

I am a cat. Next question? Ask me something … interesting.

I’ve always wondered how you find all the sun puddles in the house.

You’re asking the wrong question. You should be asking how it is the sun always knows where to find me.

Will you ever catch that red dot?

Oh, I’m just toying with it. If I really wanted it, it would be mine.

Where are you when I call you and can’t find you anywhere in the house?

[Silence. Calvin stares at me through narrowed eyes. Flicks his tail.]

Sorry.

Calvin T. Katz, the Most Interesting Cat in the World,  fits in everywhere.

Is anything different now that you’re famous?

My staff has begun treating me with more respect.

And by staff you mean me?

Yes.

Calvin T. Katz, the Most Interesting Cat in the World, chairs every meeting.

Anything else change?

I now have a Facebook page. Though Facebook has asked if it can rename itself to Calvinbook in my honor. I, of course, replied that such a move isn’t necessary.

What’s next for you?

A nap.

Any advice for other cats out there?

Be comfy, my friends.

Find Calvin T. Katz on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, and follow him (and the rest of the gang) on Life with Dogs and Cats. 



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