Tag: The Most Interesting Cat In The World

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

  “Works like a charm.” — Calvin T. Katz, The Most Interesting Cat In The World. Stay comfy, my friends. You may also like: I Don’t Always Belong on a Pedestal I Don’t Always Sit At The Table I Don’t Always Sit in Your Lap I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door I […]

I Don’t Always Sneak Into Your Closet #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sneak Into Your Closet #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I find a way to get locked in.

I Don’t Always Look Down On You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Down On You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But, I’m a cat, so actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I make it look classy

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’ll probably need to pee.

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, it’s because I’m on the wrong side.

I Don’t Always Swat Everyone Who Walks By #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Swat Everyone Who Walks By #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because they deserved it.

I Don’t Always Lie On The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do you must step over me.

I Don’t Always Do Impressions #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Do Impressions #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, they’re hilarious.

I Don’t Always Borrow Your Jacket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Borrow Your Jacket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I wear it best.