Tag: sleep

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s the minute you turn your back.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure to step on Delete before I lie down

I Don’t Always Lie On The Couch #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On The Couch #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I take up the entire thing.

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after you vacuumed all the cat hair off it.

Haiku by Dog: Canvas

Haiku by Dog: Canvas

sleep: a work of art
drawn with paws, tail and belly
on a dog bed canvas

I Don’t Always Lie on Every Item You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Every Item You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure it’s something you need right now.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure I’m right in the middle.

Haiku by Dog: Routine

Haiku by Dog: Routine

dog’s morning routine:
stretch, yawn, then ponder whether
it’s worth getting up

Rearranging My Home for the Heat-seeking Devices Known as Cats

Rearranging My Home for the Heat-seeking Devices Known as Cats

Time to vent

Haiku by Cat: Drifting

Haiku by Cat: Drifting

aboard lap, drifting
sleep warmed by sun, purrs engaged
human stays anchored