Tag: Most Interesting Cat

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Unless by cat bed, you mean anything you put down.

I Don’t Always Judge Your Outfit #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Judge Your Outfit #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Wait. You’re wearing that?

I Don’t Always Lie on Every Item You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Every Item You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure it’s something you need right now.

I Don’t Always Look This Good #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look This Good #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Sit At The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit At The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s in your chair.

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s to shred the report that was due yesterday.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Bed #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure I’m right in the middle.

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Chair #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Chair #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Walk Across Your Keyboard #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Walk Across Your Keyboard #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure you haven’t clicked Save.

I Don’t Always Come When Called #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Come When Called #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Oh. Wait. Did you say, “Dinner?”