Tag: help

I Don’t Always Jump In The Laundry Basket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Jump In The Laundry Basket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right before you need it.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right in front of your monitor.

Text from Dog: Can I help?

Text from Dog: Can I help?

Help wanted

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s to shred the report that was due yesterday.

Text from Dog: Watered down

Text from Dog: Watered down

Water you talking about?

Haiku by Cat: Supervisor

Haiku by Cat: Supervisor

for spotless dishes
use the right soap and hire
a supervisor

Text from Dog: I brought you something

Text from Dog: I brought you something

Environmental dog

I Don’t Always Walk Across Your Keyboard #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Walk Across Your Keyboard #TheMostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure you haven’t clicked Save.

Text from Cat: Fashion consultant

Text from Cat: Fashion consultant

Fashion advice from a cat?

Haiku by Cat: Dust

Haiku by Cat: Dust

from under the couch
comes proof you have not dusted
cobwebs on whiskers