Tag: help

I Don’t Always Lie in Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

No lie

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I interrupt something very important.

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s *after* the clothes are clean.

Haiku by Dog: Rake

Haiku by Dog: Rake

we’d love to help rake
but unfortunately
we don’t have thumbs

Haiku by Cat: Sink

Haiku by Cat: Sink

how would you know if
it’s clean without the help of
a sink inspector

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I inspect every box.

Haiku by Dog: Perfection

Haiku by Dog: Perfection

who could improve the
perfection of a flower?
I could pee on it

Text from Cat: Hairy situation

Text from Cat: Hairy situation

Cats are so helpful.

Text from Cat: OK UK

Text from Cat: OK UK

Briton kitten?

Text from Dog: Mother’s little helper

Text from Dog: Mother’s little helper

Kitchen help