Tag: help

Haiku by Cat: Brave

Haiku by Cat: Brave

demon vacuum sleeps
while brave cat poses, assured
that it is unplugged

Text from Dog: My Treat

Text from Dog: My Treat

You gonna kiss me with that mouth? Ah, the joy of living with dogs and cats. The dogs are thrilled that the cats leave them delicious presents in their litter boxes. The human? Not so much. This is why we have several barriers to allow cats to go certain places and restrict the treat-seeking dogs from those […]

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my service is top drawer.

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s when you’re trying to pack

Text from Cat: The Help

Text from Cat: The Help

Best coworkers ever

Haiku by Cat: Walk

Haiku by Cat: Walk

from here to there
you’ll have to walk around me
since I’m not moving

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

always here to help
I’m reporting for duty
closet inspector

I Don’t Always Lie in Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

No lie

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I interrupt something very important.

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s *after* the clothes are clean.