Tag: help

Haiku by Dog: Finished

Haiku by Dog: Finished

I’ll come out when you
promise me that you’re finished
with the vacuuming

By June 25, 2019 2 Comments Read More →
Text from Cat: Paperwork

Text from Cat: Paperwork

Such a helpful cat.

By May 6, 2019 5 Comments Read More →
I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make it really hard for you to eat.

By May 2, 2019 3 Comments Read More →
Haiku by Cat: Brave

Haiku by Cat: Brave

demon vacuum sleeps
while brave cat poses, assured
that it is unplugged

By November 28, 2018 1 Comments Read More →
Text from Dog: My Treat

Text from Dog: My Treat

Litter-ally disgusting

By November 27, 2018 2 Comments Read More →
I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my service is top drawer.

By October 24, 2018 3 Comments Read More →
I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s when you’re trying to pack

By October 18, 2018 3 Comments Read More →
Text from Cat: The Help

Text from Cat: The Help

Best coworkers ever

By October 8, 2018 3 Comments Read More →
Haiku by Cat: Walk

Haiku by Cat: Walk

from here to there
you’ll have to walk around me
since I’m not moving

By August 14, 2018 3 Comments Read More →
Haiku by Cat: Inspector

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

always here to help
I’m reporting for duty
closet inspector

By July 17, 2018 5 Comments Read More →
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