Tag: help

Haiku by Cat: Walk

Haiku by Cat: Walk

from here to there
you’ll have to walk around me
since I’m not moving

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

always here to help
I’m reporting for duty
closet inspector

I Don’t Always Lie in Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

No lie

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Bother You When You’re Busy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

  “Works like a charm.” — Calvin T. Katz, The Most Interesting Cat In The World. Stay comfy, my friends. You may also like: I Don’t Always Belong on a Pedestal I Don’t Always Sit At The Table I Don’t Always Sit in Your Lap I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door I […]

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s *after* the clothes are clean.

Haiku by Dog: Rake

Haiku by Dog: Rake

we’d love to help rake
but unfortunately
we don’t have thumbs

Haiku by Cat: Sink

Haiku by Cat: Sink

how would you know if
it’s clean without the help of
a sink inspector

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I inspect every box.

Haiku by Dog: Perfection

Haiku by Dog: Perfection

who could improve the
perfection of a flower?
I could pee on it

Text from Cat: Hairy situation

Text from Cat: Hairy situation

Cats are so helpful.