Tag: haiku by cat

Haiku by Cat: Walk

Haiku by Cat: Walk

from here to there
you’ll have to walk around me
since I’m not moving

Haiku by Cat: Philosopher

Haiku by Cat: Philosopher

“if a mouse squeaks and
no one hears, does it exist?”
– Cat Philosopher

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

Haiku by Cat: Inspector

always here to help
I’m reporting for duty
closet inspector

Haiku by Cat: Joke

Haiku by Cat: Joke

..and then Mouse, he says,
“Only at midnight!” Cat joke.
You wouldn’t get it.

Haiku By Cat: Asking

Haiku By Cat: Asking

could you let me know
when dinner is ready
asking for a friend

Haiku by Cat: Tongue

Haiku by Cat: Tongue

to keep stripes aligned
whites bright and soft as cotton
apply tongue daily

Haiku By Cat: Throne

Haiku By Cat: Throne

you may call me queen
ruler, empress, tsarina
I rule from the throne

Haiku By Cat: Right

Haiku By Cat: Right

picture is crooked
it wasn’t the cat’s fault but
she will make it right

Haiku By Cat: Infraction

Haiku By Cat: Infraction

inspection complete
major infraction noted:
there is no catnip

Haiku by Cat: Sometimes

Haiku by Cat: Sometimes

sometimes there are days
where you just want to hide your
head under your paws