Tag: cat

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I make it look classy

Haiku By Cat: Right

Haiku By Cat: Right

picture is crooked
it wasn’t the cat’s fault but
she will make it right

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’ll probably need to pee.

A Tax Day Cat Video: Don’t Take My Money

A Tax Day Cat Video: Don’t Take My Money

It’s mine!

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s *after* the clothes are clean.

Haiku By Cat: Infraction

Haiku By Cat: Infraction

inspection complete
major infraction noted:
there is no catnip

I Don’t Always Play in Packing Paper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play in Packing Paper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make as much noise as possible.

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, it’s because I’m on the wrong side.

Text from Cat: String Theory

Text from Cat: String Theory

Stringing her along…

Getting My Muse Back

Getting My Muse Back

I missed my “mews.”