Tag: cat

Text from Dog: My Treat

Text from Dog: My Treat

You gonna kiss me with that mouth? Ah, the joy of living with dogs and cats. The dogs are thrilled that the cats leave them delicious presents in their litter boxes. The human? Not so much. This is why we have several barriers to allow cats to go certain places and restrict the treat-seeking dogs from those […]

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and swat your ankles.

Text from Cat: Taking Leave

Text from Cat: Taking Leave

Parting is such sweet sorrow.

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll eventually barf on it.

Haiku by Cat: Anticipation

Haiku by Cat: Anticipation

empty countertop
builds anticipation of
dinner yet prepared

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after I used the litter box.

Text from Cat: Cat Time

Text from Cat: Cat Time

Adjusting clocks

Haiku by Cat: Flexibility

Haiku by Cat: Flexibility

when listing innate
features of cats, don’t forget
flexibility

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my service is top drawer.

Text From Cat: She’s Right Behind Me

Text From Cat: She’s Right Behind Me

The plot thickens