Tag: cat

Haiku by Cat: Another

Haiku by Cat: Another

laundry basket? no.
it’s just another type of
box to hang out in

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after you vacuumed all the cat hair off it.

Haiku by Cat: Broccoli

Haiku by Cat: Broccoli

today’s position
paws bunched like broccoli: low-carb
version of cat loaf

Text from Cat: All of the above

Text from Cat: All of the above

Making a list

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m judging you.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know you’ll sit somewhere else.

Haiku by Cat: Sideways

Haiku by Cat: Sideways

a cat’s purr-spective
shelves are a convenient stack
of sideways boxes

Text from Cat: Relaxing after a trip

Text from Cat: Relaxing after a trip

Head’s up!

I Don’t Always Hide #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you can’t find me.