Tag: Calvin

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after I used the litter box.

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I wear them best.

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my service is top drawer.

Text From Cat: She’s Right Behind Me

Text From Cat: She’s Right Behind Me

The plot thickens

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s when you’re trying to pack

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I double down.

Text from Cat: The Help

Text from Cat: The Help

Best coworkers ever

I Don’t Always Stare at You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare at You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because dinner is late. Very late.

By September 27, 2018 3 Comments Read More →
I Don’t Always Lie on Your Towels #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Your Towels #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I lie next to them.

By September 14, 2018 4 Comments Read More →
Haiku By Cat: Whichever

Haiku By Cat: Whichever

I’ll come down when I
feel like it or when dinner’s served
whichever is first

By September 11, 2018 5 Comments Read More →