Tag: Calvin

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I claim them all.

Text from Cat: Puss ‘N’ Shoes

Text from Cat: Puss ‘N’ Shoes

Who wears them best?

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right on top of the story you’re reading.

Haiku by Cat: Different

Haiku by Cat: Different

our friendship is true
even if we’re different and
he smells like dead worms

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know you’ll sit somewhere else.

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not let you take it from me.

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’re probably trying to cook dinner.

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I channel my inner panther.

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and swat your ankles.

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll eventually barf on it.