Tag: Calvin

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Claim Every Blanket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose Like This #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s so you can draw me like one of your French cats.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Office Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m happy to share—cat fur.

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Barf On The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s where you can’t see it.

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m performing a Jedi mind trick.

Haiku by Cat: Understand

Haiku by Cat: Understand

I don’t understand
why cats are not allowed on
the kitchen table

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and pounce you.

Text from Cat: Paperwork

Text from Cat: Paperwork

Such a helpful cat.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make it really hard for you to eat.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.