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I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll swat you when you walk by.

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

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I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you can draw me like one of those french cats.

I don’t always lie in a pet bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I don’t always lie in a pet bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure it’s the dog’s

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I claim them all.

Text from Cat: Puss ‘N’ Shoes

Text from Cat: Puss ‘N’ Shoes

Who wears them best?

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right on top of the story you’re reading.

Haiku by Cat: Different

Haiku by Cat: Different

our friendship is true
even if we’re different and
he smells like dead worms

I don’t always sit in your office chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I don’t always sit in your office chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know you’ll sit somewhere else.

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not let you take it from me.