Tag: Calvin

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s when you’re trying to pack

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I double down.

Text from Cat: The Help

Text from Cat: The Help

Best coworkers ever

I Don’t Always Stare at You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare at You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because dinner is late. Very late.

By September 27, 2018 2 Comments Read More →
I Don’t Always Lie on Your Towels #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Your Towels #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I lie next to them.

By September 14, 2018 4 Comments Read More →
Haiku By Cat: Whichever

Haiku By Cat: Whichever

I’ll come down when I
feel like it or when dinner’s served
whichever is first

By September 11, 2018 3 Comments Read More →
Every Night My Cat Leaves Me Gifts And It’s the Most Adorable Thing Ever

Every Night My Cat Leaves Me Gifts And It’s the Most Adorable Thing Ever

Gifts of love

I Don’t Always Lie in the Sun #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Sun #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know it revolves around me.

Text From Cat: You Have the Chair

Text From Cat: You Have the Chair

Seat Skirmish

I Don’t Always Lie on a Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on a Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I own it.