Tag: Calvin

VIDEO: Who Wins When A Cat and a Human Debate the Ownership of a Raincoat?

VIDEO: Who Wins When A Cat and a Human Debate the Ownership of a Raincoat?

You’ll never guess

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make the dog feel guilty for hogging the bed.

Haiku by Dog: Certain

Haiku by Dog: Certain

friends with shared interests
each certain he would be the
one to catch the bird

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s the minute you turn your back.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure to step on Delete before I lie down

I Don’t Always Lie On The Couch #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On The Couch #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I take up the entire thing.

Haiku by Cat: Another

Haiku by Cat: Another

laundry basket? no.
it’s just another type of
box to hang out in

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m judging you.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know you’ll sit somewhere else.