Tag: Calvin Tiberius Katz

I Don’t Always Do Impressions #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Do Impressions #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, they’re hilarious.

I Don’t Always Borrow Your Jacket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Borrow Your Jacket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I wear it best.

I Don’t Always Belong On A Pedestal #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Belong On A Pedestal #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Play With Cat Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play With Cat Toys #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s 2 AM and you’re trying to sleep.

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I inspect every box.

I Don’t Always Hide In The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide In The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I swat everyone who walks by.

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s on top of the tablecloth you just put on for company.

I Don’t Always Hide Under the Couch When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under the Couch When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the ottoman.

I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I look better than he does.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right in front of your monitor.