Tag: Calvin Tiberius Katz

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare At You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, Iā€™m performing a Jedi mind trick.

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide In My Cave #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and pounce you.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will find something fascinating to watch.

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because you invited strangers over.

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll give you the stink-eye.

I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you can draw me like one of those french cats.

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I double down.

I Don’t Always Lie in the Sun #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Sun #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know it revolves around me.

I Don’t Always Lie on a Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on a Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I own it.