Tag: Calvin T. Katz

I Don’t Always Hide In The Cat Tree #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
but when I do, I swat everyone who walks by.

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
But when I do, it’s on top of the tablecloth you just put on for company.

I Don’t Always Hide Under the Couch When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
Sometimes I hide under the ottoman.

I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
but when I do, I look better than he does.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
But when I do, it’s right in front of your monitor.

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
But when I do, I make the dog feel guilty for hogging the bed.

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
But when I do, it’s the minute you turn your back.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
But when I do, I make sure to step on Delete before I lie down

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld
But when I do, it’s right after you vacuumed all the cat hair off it.
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