Tag: Calvin T. Katz

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s on top of the tablecloth you just put on for company.

I Don’t Always Hide Under the Couch When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under the Couch When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the ottoman.

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I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I look better than he does.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right in front of your monitor.

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make the dog feel guilty for hogging the bed.

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s the minute you turn your back.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure to step on Delete before I lie down

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after you vacuumed all the cat hair off it.

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Watch You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’m judging you.

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Attack The Printer #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s to shred the report that was due yesterday.