Tag: Calvin T. Katz

Haiku by Cat: Different

Haiku by Cat: Different

our friendship is true
even if we’re different and
he smells like dead worms

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’re probably trying to cook dinner.

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I channel my inner panther.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after I used the litter box.

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I wear them best.

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I double down.

I Don’t Always Lie in the Sun #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Sun #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know it revolves around me.

Text From Cat: You Have the Chair

Text From Cat: You Have the Chair

Seat Skirmish

I Don’t Always Lie on a Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on a Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I own it.

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help You Pack #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I make sure you have enough cat fur accessories.