Tag: Calvin T. Katz

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will find something fascinating to watch.

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because you invited strangers over.

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll give you the stink-eye.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll swat you when you walk by.

I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you can draw me like one of those french cats.

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I claim them all.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right on top of the story you’re reading.

Haiku by Cat: Different

Haiku by Cat: Different

our friendship is true
even if we’re different and
he smells like dead worms

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’re probably trying to cook dinner.