Haiku by Cat: Framed

Haiku by Cat: it wasn’t me who / carved those marks into the wood I / think I’ve been framedToday’s  haiku is by Athena.

Looking me straight in the eye while doing something I know that she knows she shouldn’t be doing. That’s Athena for you.

I don’t think cats come with the guilt application that’s conveniently part of the installation package for dogs. Instead, they are preloaded with Catitude 2.0. And I’ve heard that torties like Athena come with an upgrade: Tortitidue 3.0.

Perhaps that explains it.

What applications did your pets come with?

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18 Comments on "Haiku by Cat: Framed"

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  1. da tabbies o trout towne says:

    thiz just lookz like me
    ewe think I’m me but I’m knot
    itz de naybor cat

  2. jan says:

    My cat definitely has Calitude 3.0

  3. Daisy says:

    Haha WOW that’s some look you’re getting there! Caught in the act, eh? So funny!! 😀

  4. Who would do such a nasty thing?

  5. Kitties Blue says:

    Yep, torties have an extra share of catitude called tortitude. We know our Astrid has an abundance of it. She never bats an eye at doing anything naughty, but Lisbeth (tuxie) is more likely to get into trouble. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

  6. She has that look on her face that says “prove it was me.”

  7. Emma says:

    At our house that would be true as I have been the one marking the window sill in my window when I get excited seeing critters.

  8. meowmeowmans says:

    Great Haiku, Athena. Surely a sensitive poet like you would not do such a thing to that window frame.

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