Text from Dog: Jailhouse bark

Text from Dog: I'm innocent. Me: You're not in jail. Dog: The squirrel squealed!

In the Book of Dog, Chapter 4, verse 27.13, it is written: Thou shalt chase squirrels.

Jasper, Lilah and Tucker are true believers.

The thing is, I’m more of a live-and-let-live kind of person. And I don’t like the sound of terrified little animals.

Thus, every time I take the dogs outside in our fenced-in yard, they are leashed — and sometimes temporarily incarcerated behind our pool fence — until I can make sure the yard is cleared of living squeak toys. Then they are released to bark their frustration at the ones that got away.

I guess that makes me an unbeliever.

Sorry, pups.

Do your pets hunt? What do you think about it?

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2 Comments on "Text from Dog: Jailhouse bark"

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  1. Daisy says:

    Daisy’s always on leash because her running had to be restricted since her leg and back surgeries, but with my last dog I always made sure to protect tiny wildlife!

  2. doggy jail 🙂

    my parents’ former dog would catch voles (which they were ok with due to garden damage). I don’t know if the current dog is fast enough, but he sure does love giving the geese a run for their money

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