Text from Dog: Deer, deer, deer
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Do you ever find yourself having a conversation with your pup that goes something like the one shown in the dog text above?
You say things like, “Yes, I know.”
“Thanks for sharing.”
“You told me about it already.”
“Got it.”
“Enough!”
“Yes! I know there’s a deer. I am fully aware of the deer. You’ve been barking about that deer for the past half hour. I know everything there is to know about that deer. Including the fact that she’s there. Right now. I would have to be in another dimension right at this moment to not be aware of deer. I take that back. Even if I were in another dimension, I would know about that deer.”
“Now could you just stop barking and go chase a chipmunk?”
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You have deer too, aren’t they the best! We see them almost every day this time of year. We want to keep one as a pet!
The boys have never seen a deer before. They go ballistic over our rabbit that has been sneaking in the yard lately. They might both faint at the sight of a deer! I love your text posts.
We are so embarrassed. Both Mom and Dad were snorting when they read this. It is just like Mauricio, He talks and talks and talks and when that doesn’t work he throws himself down right in front of the humans (usually on the kitchen counter) rolls on his back and looks pitiful. When that doesn’t work, he combines the two! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo