The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Sneak Into Your Closet #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sneak Into Your Closet #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I find a way to get locked in.

I Don’t Always Look Down On You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Down On You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But, I’m a cat, so actually, I do.

I Don’t Always Go In Your Drawers #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Go In Your Drawers #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I inspect every corner.

I Don’t Always Judge What You’re Wearing #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Judge What You’re Wearing #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but what were you thinking?

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I make it look classy

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’ll probably need to pee.

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s *after* the clothes are clean.

I Don’t Always Play in Packing Paper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play in Packing Paper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make as much noise as possible.

I Don’t Always Lie On Your Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Your Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but I do know the difference between lay and lie.

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, it’s because I’m on the wrong side.