The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Lap During Dinner #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make it really hard for you to eat.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When You Vacuum #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will find something fascinating to watch.

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Behind The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because you invited strangers over.

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Disagree With You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll give you the stink-eye.

I Don’t Always Sleep in the Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep in the Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my purr-sonality takes up the whole thing.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s after it’s folded and you want to put it away.

I Don’t Always Sleep in a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep in a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I become a liquid and spill over the edge.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll swat you when you walk by.

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.