The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I channel my inner panther.

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide in a Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll jump out and swat your ankles.

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on a Cat Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll eventually barf on it.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Kitchen Table #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after I used the litter box.

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Try on Your Shoes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I wear them best.

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, my service is top drawer.

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit on Your Suitcase #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s when you’re trying to pack

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep on Cat Scratcher #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I double down.

I Don’t Always Stare at You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Stare at You #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because dinner is late. Very late.

By September 27, 2018 2 Comments Read More →
I Don’t Always Lie on Your Towels #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Your Towels #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I lie next to them.

By September 14, 2018 4 Comments Read More →