The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In The Dog’s Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I look better than he does.

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Look Out The Window #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do it’s so you know I’m watching.

I Don’t Always Jump In The Laundry Basket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Jump In The Laundry Basket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right before you need it.

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit On Your Desk #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right in front of your monitor.

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep In A Box #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make the dog feel guilty for hogging the bed.

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Everything You Put Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s the minute you turn your back.

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On Your Laptop #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure to step on Delete before I lie down

I Don’t Always Lie On The Couch #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On The Couch #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I take up the entire thing.

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Hide Under The Bed When Company Comes #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Sometimes I hide under the couch.

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sleep On The Living Room Chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right after you vacuumed all the cat hair off it.