The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Sit In Your Lap #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’ll probably need to pee.

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Help With The Laundry #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s *after* the clothes are clean.

I Don’t Always Play in Packing Paper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play in Packing Paper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make as much noise as possible.

I Don’t Always Lie On Your Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On Your Bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but I do know the difference between lay and lie.

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Ask You To Open The Door #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, it’s because I’m on the wrong side.

I Don’t Always Swat Everyone Who Walks By #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Swat Everyone Who Walks By #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s because they deserved it.

I Don’t Always Lie On The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie On The Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do you must step over me.

I Don’t Always Do Impressions #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Do Impressions #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, they’re hilarious.

I Don’t Always Borrow Your Jacket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Borrow Your Jacket #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

but when I do, I wear it best.

I Don’t Always Belong On A Pedestal #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Belong On A Pedestal #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.