The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Stairs #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I’ll swat you when you walk by.

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on Everything You Set Down #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

Actually, I do.

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I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Pose For You #MostInterstingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you can draw me like one of those french cats.

I don’t always lie in a pet bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I don’t always lie in a pet bed #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I make sure it’s the dog’s

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Choose to Nap in Pet Beds #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I claim them all.

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie on the Newspaper #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, it’s right on top of the story you’re reading.

I don’t always sit in your office chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I don’t always sit in your office chair #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I know you’ll sit somewhere else.

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Play with a Cat Toy #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I will not let you take it from me.

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lie in the Middle of the Kitchen Floor #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, you’re probably trying to cook dinner.

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

I Don’t Always Lounge on Ledges #MostInterestingCatInTheWorld

But when I do, I channel my inner panther.