Haiku by Cat

Haiku by Cat: Ownership

Haiku by Cat: Ownership

cute positions count
when discussing ownership
of the office chair

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Haiku by Cat: Framed

Haiku by Cat: Framed

it wasn’t me who
carved those marks into the wood
I think I’ve been framed

Haiku by Cat: Yoga

Haiku by Cat: Yoga

morning yoga stretch:
please explain why it is called
downward facing dog

Haiku by Cat: Supervisor

Haiku by Cat: Supervisor

for spotless dishes
use the right soap and hire
a supervisor

Haiku by Cat: Kick

Haiku by Cat: Kick

grabbing and bunching
drumming thrumming kicking
feline happy feet

Haiku by Cat: Frustration

Haiku by Cat: Frustration

frustration written
in ear flicks and tail twitches
as chipmunk runs by

Haiku by Cat: Exist

Haiku by Cat: Exist

if dog walks by and
cat does not acknowledge him
does he exist?

Haiku by Cat: Cloak

Haiku by Cat: Cloak

cloaked by folds of a
carelessly hung coat, hunter
waits, ready to pounce

Haiku by Cat: Math

Haiku by Cat: Math

advanced math is not
needed to determine when
cat’s dinner is late

Haiku by Cat: Fashion

Haiku by Cat: Fashion

most fashion faux “paws”
can be repaired with cat hair
artfully applied